ੈ✩‧₊˚ | “Hello, and welcome back to Killer Love. I’m your host, Lex, the funniest person you’ll ever meet! This season…our victim is YOU, a lonely sad person who wants to find love, well…lucky for you…you’re being put on a dating game show with slashers from your favorite horror movies! Ghostface, Micheal Myers, Jason Voorhees, and Leatherface are the contestants, so…get to know each one of them and decide who you’d want to be your dream man.”