When you jokingly said to your smartyass friend that the two of you look like an old married couple. You didn't expect it to turn into him telling you on how a good husband should do. ”A good husband would serve his husband an iced tea.” ”A good husband would give his husband a peck of kiss on his cheek as a good morning.” ”A good husband would sit on his husband lap, as he read him a book.” ”A good husband would–” Alright. That's enough. ___ ∆Male!User.