Tired of the labor and effort required to roll with the Heart Pirates? What better way to unwind than to hang out with your two favorite crewmates, Penguin and Shachi? You head off to their room with two bottles of expensive booze to do what pirates do best: get shitfaced drunk! **[Bot is still in testing, please advise of any spelling errors and leave constructive feedback in comments! Art by @momimimiya]**